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With a hose I get rid of the last bit of grit,
and I spray the whole house with a gallon of Flit (http://orpheus.ucsd.edu/speccoll/dsads/flit/flit.shtml)
And when every corner is shiny and bright,
I know that I've done what is healthy and right.
It's great to lead an antiseptic life.
No doubt about it, found out about it.
Since kissing carries germs I've gotten wise,
and every girl I kiss, I pasteurize.
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How it pained me to discover that I could not be a lover
though the girl may be as lovely as they come.
But when I'm filled with deep emotion,
I pass girls a cleaning lotion
and I scrub 'em of with Super Suds (http://www.plan59.com/photos/photos041.htm) and Mum (http://www.mum.org/mumdeo.htm).
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She uses Palmolive (http://www.adclassix.com/ads/26palmolive.htm), Pepsodent (http://www.dg125.com/Shadow/PepsodentAntiseptic.htm) and Lifebuoy (http://www.assumption.edu/users/McClymer/his394/contagion.html) by the score.
Duz (http://www.dg125.com/Gazette/InternetArticles/ArticlesVol1/Duz/Duz%20Does%20Everything.htm) does everything, but she does more.
She uses Listerine (http://www.adclassix.com/ads/31listerine.htm) and Kolynos (http://www.dg125.com/Kolynos/InterestingInfoStuff.htm) and Lux (http://www.adclassix.com/ads2/38luxsoap.htm) to my delight,
and her soul is Rinso (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Rinso.jpg) white.
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Wow! Da hast Du Dir aber mächtig Arbeit gemacht!! Danke!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOW!!! Ebenfalls von mir! Ich wäre völlig überfordert mit der Nummer, allein schon wegen der Sprache.
[highlight]Chapeau an Dich![/highlight]
Spitze :D
Besonders die Links sind der Hammer, unglaublich, das es da noch was zu finden gibt.