Darling it's time to say good-bye to you,
although it breaks my heart
You're a swell girl and I like you,
but the trouble with you is that you're too smart.
So I find your college education
a source of continual irritation.
Why do you say "whom" when I say "who"?
You got no glamour, what good's your grammar?
When I see a cute cartoon you've always seen it
and when I say I'll bring you home you think I mean it.
I hate you, I hate you,
Why don't you just get lost, lost, lost?
Oh won't you, why don't you
go far away and further still
where I don't see you, never will,
and quietly, ever so quietly
drop dead ?